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Alphysans's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 23 (From 3 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 560 Points

Dragonfire: A Game of Pixels

Gimme the loot Unlocked 10/25/17
5 Points
Earn 1K gold.
Home Owner Unlocked 10/25/17
5 Points
Burn your first building.
It's what's for dinner Unlocked 10/25/17
5 Points
Burn a cow.
Rare Unlocked 10/25/17
5 Points
Burn 100 puny humans in one run.
Fully Loaded Unlocked 10/25/17
10 Points
Max out all of the upgrades.
Little League Unlocked 10/25/17
10 Points
Fly 3 leagues in one run.
Medium Unlocked 10/25/17
10 Points
Burn 500 puny humans in one run.
Mine! All mine!! Unlocked 10/25/17
10 Points
Earn 10K gold.
For the hoard! Unlocked 10/25/17
25 Points
Earn 50K gold.
Masta Blasta Unlocked 10/25/17
25 Points
Burn 2,500 puny humans total.
Insatiable Unlocked 10/25/17
50 Points
Burn 5,000 puny humans total.
Blazing Saddles 5 Points Burn 1,000 horse archers total.
Ballistageddon 10 Points Burn 1,000 ballistas total.
BIG Ba-da-boom! 10 Points Burn 250 mines total.
Cata-clysm 10 Points Burn 250 catapults total.
Fire in the sky 10 Points Shoot down 1000 airships total.
Ghost Riders 10 Points Burn 100 horse archers in one run.
Real Estate Mogul 10 Points Burn 1000 buildings total.
Ba-da-boom! 25 Points Burn 50 mines in one run. [It doesn't count if you run into them.]
Broken Arrow 25 Points Burn 100 ballistas in one run.
Cata-strophe 25 Points Burn 50 catapults in one run.
Golden Shower 25 Points Earn 100K gold.
Home-wrecker 25 Points Burn 100 buildings in one run.
Mile-High Club 25 Points Shoot down 100 airships in one run.
Well-done 25 Points Burn 1,000 puny humans in one run.
Major League 50 Points Fly 8 leagues in one run.
Why are you still playing? 50 Points Earn 250K gold. You've won the game already, we get it. You're amazing.

Medals Earned: 11/27 (160/500 points)

Ridiculous Text Adventures

How stupid are you? Unlocked 10/25/17
5 Points
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
Suicide Unlocked 10/25/17
5 Points
You monster.
That was smart Unlocked 10/25/17
5 Points
What you should have done is really obvious.
Your pants are on fire Unlocked 10/25/17
5 Points
Liar, get where this is going.
AI never gives up Unlocked 10/25/17
25 Points
You found a stalker!
Undiscovered, but also working as a toilet cleaner Unlocked 10/25/17
25 Points
Good luck with your new career.
You are a murderer Unlocked 10/25/17
25 Points
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
Nailed the interview Unlocked 10/25/17
50 Points
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
You are the chair Unlocked 10/25/17
50 Points
And you should be damn proud.
The only kind of emotional ending in the entire game Unlocked 10/25/17
100 Points
You made a deal! Unlocked 10/25/17
100 Points
I hope you chose the money.

Medals Earned: 11/11 (395/395 points)

The Impossible Quizmas

Bollocks Unlocked 1/15/18
5 Points
-1 Life!
Thanks for Nothing 10 Points Unwrap an Empty Present
Just What I wanted! 25 Points Unwrap a Rare Present
Merry Quizmas 50 Points Complete the Impossible Quizmas
Quizmas Swag 100 Points Collect all 45 Quizmas Presents
Brutally Honest Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Double Bollocks Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Risky Quizmas Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The Corkscrew Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Jesus Christ! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Keeping Tabs Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Quizmas Number 1 Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/330 points)