Alphysans's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 23 (From 3 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 560 Points

Dragonfire: A Game of Pixels

Medals Earned: 11/27 (160/500 points)

Gimme the loot 5 Points

Earn 1K gold.

Home Owner 5 Points

Burn your first building.

It's what's for dinner 5 Points

Burn a cow.

Rare 5 Points

Burn 100 puny humans in one run.

Fully Loaded 10 Points

Max out all of the upgrades.

Little League 10 Points

Fly 3 leagues in one run.

Medium 10 Points

Burn 500 puny humans in one run.

Mine! All mine!! 10 Points

Earn 10K gold.

For the hoard! 25 Points

Earn 50K gold.

Masta Blasta 25 Points

Burn 2,500 puny humans total.

Insatiable 50 Points

Burn 5,000 puny humans total.

Blazing Saddles 5 Points

Burn 1,000 horse archers total.

Ballistageddon 10 Points

Burn 1,000 ballistas total.

BIG Ba-da-boom! 10 Points

Burn 250 mines total.

Cata-clysm 10 Points

Burn 250 catapults total.

Fire in the sky 10 Points

Shoot down 1000 airships total.

Ghost Riders 10 Points

Burn 100 horse archers in one run.

Real Estate Mogul 10 Points

Burn 1000 buildings total.

Ba-da-boom! 25 Points

Burn 50 mines in one run. [It doesn't count if you run into them.]

Broken Arrow 25 Points

Burn 100 ballistas in one run.

Cata-strophe 25 Points

Burn 50 catapults in one run.

Golden Shower 25 Points

Earn 100K gold.

Home-wrecker 25 Points

Burn 100 buildings in one run.

Mile-High Club 25 Points

Shoot down 100 airships in one run.

Well-done 25 Points

Burn 1,000 puny humans in one run.

Major League 50 Points

Fly 8 leagues in one run.

Why are you still playing? 50 Points

Earn 250K gold. You've won the game already, we get it. You're amazing.

Ridiculous Text Adventures

Medals Earned: 11/11 (395/395 points)

How stupid are you? 5 Points

Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.

Suicide 5 Points

You monster.

That was smart 5 Points

What you should have done is really obvious.

Your pants are on fire 5 Points

Liar, liar...you get where this is going.

AI never gives up 25 Points

You found a stalker!

Undiscovered, but also working as a toilet cleaner 25 Points

Good luck with your new career.

You are a murderer 25 Points

Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.

Nailed the interview 50 Points

You're going to be such a good zookeeper.

You are the chair 50 Points

And you should be damn proud.

The only kind of emotional ending in the entire game 100 Points

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You made a deal! 100 Points

I hope you chose the money.

The Impossible Quizmas

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/330 points)

Bollocks 5 Points

-1 Life!

Thanks for Nothing 10 Points

Unwrap an Empty Present

Just What I wanted! 25 Points

Unwrap a Rare Present

Merry Quizmas 50 Points

Complete the Impossible Quizmas